Elijah made me coupons.
Mom coupons
Have Elijah do the Dishes
Have Elijah do the Laundry
Have Elijah mop
Have Elijah sweep
Have Elijah do or
do with someone a
Errand
Have Elijah do or
do with someone a
Errand
Have Elijah do the Garbage
Have Elijah Clean up
Have Elijah Clean up
Have Elijah Clean up
Free Elijah
Free Elijah
All of the Elijahs were underlined as if he had filled in a fill-in-the-blank sheet instead of writing the whole thing. The coupons were in a hand-written two column table. These sorts of things make me feel loved.


Maxwell will reduce global warming by not playing the Wii because it gives off heat. Well, he won't play THAT much.
Elijah is fasting for Haiti.
Xander wrote a note to some teasing girls at the soccer field that read, "Girls whatever. Boys forever."
Jared did not like Elijah's solution, but it was good for a laugh (on the inside).
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